Sending Our Best - Just Like You!
Howdy Mr. President:
The folks at FigVille USA got together early today to whip up a cake for your birthday. We’d have frosted it, but most of the good folks can’t afford it these days. Especially since lots of us lost a ton in the Stock Market over the past month, not to mention today.
Plus, we know you’ll be having cake at your $35K+/plate birthday gala, so we figured you wouldn’t mind.
By the way, we missed you during your absence from the “debt ceiling” foray. Okay, I lied. We were glad you weren’t there – the results were bad enough.
You wouldn’t be thinking of resigning, possibly??? Do the people a favor??? If you do, I promise to send a whole fig tree to you – that’s saying a lot because most I’ve sent is a couple baskets.
Try it, we’ll like it.
